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assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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oknope:

i will not be impressed at technology until i can download food and clothes and money from the internet

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

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"I am not going to say I have been a saint. I have not been a perfect man. None is perfect but the Father, which is in Heaven."

Ralph Abernathy (via kushandwizdom)
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